I'm in a pickle now. It's funny how life can get REALLY complicated all at once.
More later.
I tell it like it is.
About Me
- KeepinItReal
- "I be a goddess 'cause when I part my lips, you hear the Creator speak." -Rah Goddess
Keepin' It Real via Twitter
Things People Say that Amuse Me
- "Ewwww! You just touched my anal hole!" -Top 5
- "You're the best kind of strange." -Dylan
- "I would turn Barack Obama OUT...God BLESS America!" -Me
- "I'm not THAT good; I just know how to front in front of parents." -B
- "You are taking this thing so cereal." -Magnus
- "I'm going to smoke a cigarette wearing nail polish, and then I'm going to take it off and smoke a cigarette NOT wearing nail polish." -Joele
- 'Maybe you just have chameleon lips--they change to the color of the lip gloss." -Me
- "I've been waiting my entire life for this crit topic!" -Beth
- "I just go for the shock and awe." -Chet
- "Why don't you take a look at your life and then tell me about mine??" -The Wiki Speech Team
- "Ugh, now I smell like a woman." -Marcus
- "I don't plan, I just react." -Junior
- "I want a TOY!" -Magnus
- "Did you see how I used my fin???" -Katie
- "I just wonder how it's gonna look whenever I get old--a dirty old man talking about prostitutes and strippers and looking up male escorts online." -My Sexuality in Society professor
- "Oh. I'm building a deck." -My 11
- "How do you expect to get OVER him if you keep getting UNDER him?" -Me
- "I have negative boobs." -Colleen
- "Hey, don't jab the corn!" -Megan S.
- "I'll be glad if I never see another no-bake cookie." -Mom
- "I think I'm just gonna eat a loaf of bread and watch 'Gilmore Girls.'" -Katie
- "I feel like sometimes I would like to date myself because then I would know what my self liked, and then my self would know what my self liked." -Corn
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