Over. It.

I'm the type of girl who thought that I'd be married straight out of high school and start popping out babies as soon as possible (all the while maintaining a svelte figure and 4.0 college GPA). I'm wiser now, though. And I've learned a valuable lesson: MEN. ARE. FOOLS.

My baby Corn and I needed to vent about boys, so we came up with a list to start our healing process. Here it is--

What Boys Are:
stupid
self-centered
selfish
egocentric
lame
dicks
shitfaces
drama
life-suckers
headaches
pains in asses
and overall just...draining

Whew. I feel free.

I love love, don't get me wrong--I'm not a man-hating radical feminist. I love men too (the good ones anyway). But I honestly do not have time for the drama that comes with a relationship. I hope to find one someday, but right now I've got too much going on in my life to worry about it. I find myself wishing that I were in love, that I had a man to share my dreams and life with. But I know that now just isn't the right time for that. I have to graduate and get my career in order before I can really focus on starting a serious relationship. My mom would be so proud to hear me say this--she doesn't want me to get married until I'm 35.